24th Message - [Video Post]

[Dulcie is seated on her couch, staring VERY intently at the screen of her device. She keeps looking up and down, periodically taking notes on a few scraps of paper.]

Hey Angie, have you tried that one before? I didn't think humans could bend that way.

[Next to Dulcie is Angela who isn't quite looking bored, but is preoccupied with picking out all the green M&Ms from the gigantic bowl of candy the two ladies are sharing between them.

Hmm? [She glances over with her hand still stuck in the bowl.] Oh, yeah, once. I pulled a muscle trying it, but I guess it would have been less painful if he was as tiny as this guy.

He is a little, isn't he?

[Dulcie giggles, and goes back to watching. After a few minutes ad her face becomes incredulous.]

Okay, that is just not realistic. I am calling shenanigans. And is that even supposed to be sexy?

[Now Angela's complete attention is on the screen, candy long forgotten in the face of free adult horrors.]

If it is, I don't want to know the person who finds it sexy. And those are so not hers. Whenever I feel self-conscious about my breasts again, I'll just remember hers and all will be right with the world.

[Angela's rolling her eyes the hardest she can as the device plays the caterwauling of some strange lady.]

Faking it.

Why would you ever need to feel self-conscious about your breasts? They're totally perfect!

[Dulcie giggles and sprawls herself across Angela's lap. She then narrows her eyes at the camera again.]

Yeah, you're totally right.