24th Message - [Video Post]

[dulcisnuntius]

[Dulcie is seated on her couch, staring VERY intently at the screen of her device. She keeps looking up and down, periodically taking notes on a few scraps of paper.]

Hey Angie, have you tried that one before? I didn't think humans could bend that way.

[Next to Dulcie is Angela who isn't quite looking bored, but is preoccupied with picking out all the green M&Ms from the gigantic bowl of candy the two ladies are sharing between them.

Hmm? [She glances over with her hand still stuck in the bowl.] Oh, yeah, once. I pulled a muscle trying it, but I guess it would have been less painful if he was as tiny as this guy.

He is a little, isn't he?

[Dulcie giggles, and goes back to watching. After a few minutes ad her face becomes incredulous.]

Okay, that is just not realistic. I am calling shenanigans. And is that even supposed to be sexy?

[Now Angela's complete attention is on the screen, candy long forgotten in the face of free adult horrors.]

If it is, I don't want to know the person who finds it sexy. And those are so not hers. Whenever I feel self-conscious about my breasts again, I'll just remember hers and all will be right with the world.

[Angela's rolling her eyes the hardest she can as the device plays the caterwauling of some strange lady.]

Faking it.

Why would you ever need to feel self-conscious about your breasts? They're totally perfect!

[Dulcie giggles and sprawls herself across Angela's lap. She then narrows her eyes at the camera again.]

Yeah, you're totally right.

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[thenormalsquint]

Ninety-nine point nine percent of the time I'm completely happy with them. That last bit are the days where that dress doesn't fit right.

[Back to the screen, Angela grimaces.]

I really don't understand why he had to put it on her face.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

I think then that's very clearly the dresses' problem.

Yeah. I think some people think that's hot? I've heard, anyway.

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[thenormalsquint]

This is why I'll only wear Cinna's creations. He has a lot of experience with my boobs.

[What a salacious smile, Angela. You devilwoman.]

I'll try anything once but that. I like to keep getting my facials at the spa.

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[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Spas are the manicure places, right? It used to mean something different and I lose track.

[signatures]

Sounds lovely.

[thenormalsquint]

Not really. It's kind of boring when the woman's obviously not enjoying herself.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

...this is a fascinating conversation.

[thenormalsquint]

Hey, the human body is interesting.

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

And quite shapely, each one unique and perfect in its own way.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Right? This is all TOTALLY interesting. I've never spent enough time on Earth to study all of it properly.

[threadthefire.livejournal.com]

That's one way of putting it.

[team_sociopath]

Wow.

What.

[thenormalsquint]

What what?

[team_sociopath]

I seriously didn't think conversations like that happened in real life.

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

What what?

[team_sociopath]

What nothing. Carry on.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Seeing anything I should try later, Angela?

[thenormalsquint]

I don't know. Can you put your leg behind your head? If so, you could probably do a couple of these.

[cry-reaper.livejournal.com]

Really? [She's not that flexible... but she's still curious to see what all the fuss is about today.]

[feorge]

Oh, come on, you lot. That's hardly playing fair at all.

[thenormalsquint]

What are you on about this time?

[feorge]

D'you really need me to spell it out for you, love?

[dulcisnuntius.livejournal.com]

Oh sorry, anything we could do to balance it out a bit?

[feorge]

Nothing decent, I don't think.

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