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dulcisnuntius) wrote2011-07-08 07:37 pm
dulcisnuntius) wrote2011-07-08 07:37 pm
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19th Message - [Video Post]
[The feed opens in a random clothing shop somewhere City, where an unknown woman is about to take a pair of jeans into the fitting room.]
Meet Julie, a random NPC in The City. She is about to buy a pair of ill-fitting jeans, which will lead to a disastrous first-date later tonight. This fate could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Angel Friend.
[The boom sounds from outside the shop, and a flap of wings as Dulcie dives from the sky and flies through the shop door, only to land in front of Julie.]
What are you doing? What, what, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[The screen turns into a montage of Dulcie spinning in circles, batting her eyelashes at the screen as the words 'Sassy Angel Friend' glitter across the screen.]
Hold it there, sister! Low-rise jeans are so last year! A pair of mid-rise will totally flatter your bodacious body WAY better. Now step away from the hip huggers and try on these boot-cut.
[The woman replaces the jeans back on the rack and subtly tries to slink out of shot. Dulcie grins at the camera.]
She's a stupid bitch.
[She winks, and the video ends.]
[ooc: Why, yes I am ridiculous. Thanks for noticing.Dulcie The Sassy Angel Friend may be trolling around today, so let me know if your char needs any fabulous interventions. SPARKLE!
Oh, and blue is the narrator, Pink, as always, is Dulcie]
Meet Julie, a random NPC in The City. She is about to buy a pair of ill-fitting jeans, which will lead to a disastrous first-date later tonight. This fate could have been avoided if she had a Sassy Angel Friend.
[The boom sounds from outside the shop, and a flap of wings as Dulcie dives from the sky and flies through the shop door, only to land in front of Julie.]
What are you doing? What, what, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[The screen turns into a montage of Dulcie spinning in circles, batting her eyelashes at the screen as the words 'Sassy Angel Friend' glitter across the screen.]
Hold it there, sister! Low-rise jeans are so last year! A pair of mid-rise will totally flatter your bodacious body WAY better. Now step away from the hip huggers and try on these boot-cut.
[The woman replaces the jeans back on the rack and subtly tries to slink out of shot. Dulcie grins at the camera.]
She's a stupid bitch.
[She winks, and the video ends.]
[ooc: Why, yes I am ridiculous. Thanks for noticing.
Oh, and blue is the narrator, Pink, as always, is Dulcie]
ELL OH ELL
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You! Do you need any awesome and sassy advice to help get your life back on track?
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Erm. No, no, Dulcie. Thank you but I think that... I'm fine.
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[A thunderous flap of wings and she is off again.]